Bad Lip Reading has made a video about Mark Zuckerberg’s recent Facebook interrogation, and it’s everything we could’ve hoped for and more.

In the bogus portrayal of Zuckerberg speaking, he immediately ends the procession by questioning his mama for his Frodo ring( which is pretty smart if he needs to make a speedy getaway ), then begins aloud slurping spray as the interrogation begins.

Zuckerberg’s continual slurping constitutes his interrogators delay, and instead begin to ask questions such as, “How about you only chug the ocean? ” and, “Are you blowing froths? ”

When he lastly stops drinking water, the interrogators move to questions about Zuckerberg’s eerily unmoving face.

“Listen kid, blink if you’re not a lamp, ” one invites him. Great question, but I pegged Zuckerberg as more of a cliff or thumb.

The conversation then delves into all the important questions: whether or not Mark Zuckerberg wants to buy a special van for sale, whether or not he envisions World War I is bad, and whether or not Zuckerberg would be friends with Ted Cruz, which Ted Cruz ponders “wouldve been” subject if he lived in a treehouse.

Point is, I’m choosing to believe this is how the inquisition actually happened. That’s final.

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