If you’ve watched a couple of horror movies, you surely can discern some of the telltale signs that things are just not going to end well. And it’s more than baffling when reputations in creepy movies are wholly forgetful to the key cues and situations that eventually lead to their demise. Unfortunately for the purposes of our clueless dame, her impressions were blinded by porcelain bathtubs and hardwood flooring.
Last May, Olivia A. Cole, a 37 -year-old author from Louisville, Kentucky, shared her hilarious cautionary narration on Twitter where it travelled viral with over 30 k likes and shares. The columnist recalled a legend when she and her husband exited house-hunting and aimed up being depicted around one particular “cute bungalow.” We all know what it’s like when you really like a place, you instantly begin to imagine where all your stuff “il be going”, how delightful the hearth is and oh! We could make a little vegetable garden in the back ground! The negative facets, like the fact that it may have been the stage of various monstrous felonies, are conveniently overlooked.
Inside the house, it seemed like all the well-known repugnance tropes uncovered into many minuscule red flag, but Cole pokes fun at herself for being “that white-hot woman” from fright movies that is utterly unaware of the signs of “devil’s handiwork.” Her innovative employment of GIFs add to a very modern pattern of storytelling, and the narrative narrates in such a way as to keep you scrolling to the very end.
Scroll down below to read her full narrative and you will know what warning signs to look out for on your next live hunting quest!